Otters Are Not The One

Usually when a young dude is high-pitched hollerin' from getting bit in the ass by an otter, it's a scream of ecstasy. But that is not the case here. 19-year-old William Gibbons was filming an actual otter near his house in Boca Raton, FL and the slippery bitch was not having any of it. The Sean Penn of otters did not appreciate William getting in his life like that so he ran onto the grass and attacked that trick. Ever wanted to hear what David Beckham sounds like when he gets his asshole waxed? Well, click play and William will demonstrate for you. That's also the same bitch scream I make when the peen slips out and pokes my taint on accident.
And if you prefer your footage raw, here's the full-length version:




via TDW

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